So you want to contact me?

As luck would have it, I have an email address that you can get me on almost every day. You can email me at muppet_labs@hotmail.com

Please don't bother to email me offering all sorts of medication and a degree from some made up university, I have enough of these already.

If you are the son (or any other relative) of a former government worker of a crappy 3rd world country that is trying to get $82,000,000 out of the country, then I have a better idea, please go and buy the country and install yourself as the El Presidente for life and supreme commander of the armed forces. Trust me it will work out better for you.

Or you could just stop sending me junk mail?

As for a mobile number, if you need to have it, you already have it.